May 2013
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
mutisija:
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
ectoproctologist:
timothydelaghetto:
defuzzification:
entertainingwealthybitches:
90sdefect:
ghdos:
the4mat:
andross:
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
...
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[[MORE]]haha oh man
i thought i was actually doing good on TF2
turns out it was the opposite.
after being yelled at by one of my team members, i sat back at the base and they wound up doing fantastic.
whoops.
haoujuudai:
tumblr do you um
do you need to like sit down
do you want a glass of water
Gamzee didn’t KILL nepeta
nepetaisgamzee:
I repeat Gamzee didn’t KILL Nepeta.
Dirk isn’t the only hero of heart you know…
Purrhaps you may have underestimated the Rogue of Heart.
Purrhaps you may have only applied the fact The Heart aspect = Soul to Dirk.
Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to trust cats or cheaters (AKA rogues).
She used her fucking heart powers people.
She used her fucking heart powers to swap...
Introverts
featherended:
aspieartistjourdan:
Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head
and Castiel in real life
how did you manage to sum it up so easily
whitespats:
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
“God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...”
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
me: omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites
person: oh cool like what
me: *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read*
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
do you know why potato is blushing
because it saw the salad dressing
my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine
I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280 NOTES AND SHE SAID SHE’LL STOP THE CAR BY THE MALL TOMORROW AND MEMORISE MORE OF THEM
slenclerman:
slenclerman:
i hope you all get arrested
thebeatlesordie:
mia-jpgr:
pagingpage:
lennonlips:
lennonlips:
lennonlips:
if i ever see paul in concert again, i’m going to make a sign that says I LIKE YOUR BUTT
you guys, i’m going to see him again next month so now i have to.
it’s been done.
I have completed my life’s purpose.
signal boost
and the Beatles’ fandom award goes to….
ask-the-2012-onceler:
There’s nothing wrong with capitalism,
there’s nothing wrong with free enterprise,
there’s one thing that makes me feel guilty,
I’m so tired of watching trees die.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
grumpys:
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
Watchrevcleo:
kingunderthemountain:
javertthemusical:
toomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is...
badjade:
datkarkatass:
aymmicurls:
farbenfrei:
thedepp:
press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
W HA T WHEN HOW
whAT
OH MY GOD W H A T????
kittysaymiaou:
homestuck au where the kids are grown up and they have jobs and this is john’s cubicle
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
